I'm all WHOO for whatever reason. And it's late. So excuse this. But please read it. I amuse myself. =]

It's a music type survey! Of sorts.


Name?
You mean my name? Why do you want my name. You said this was a music survey! You dishonest loser!

Favorite Genre?
I like things that go grrr bang groggle hum scream yell chant ooohm wail and doodeedoo.

Least Favorite Genre?
Uhh...booty rap. And 3/5 songs they play on the local rock station.
I hate all. BAH.

Favorite Song?
Three DAYS Three Days Three Days.
That's by Jane's Addiction.

Favorite CD?
I dunno. They are all my sweet lovely babies.

First CD?
Well...the first CD I remember aka still have and listen to w/o irony and love dearly I got when I turned 8. It is Smash Mouth's Astro Lounge.

Last CD? [Latest]
Umm...I bought 21st Century Breakdown...which is Green Day. But more recently a certain internet buddy of min sent 11 CDs of excellent angry chick music [i.e. Hole, Babes in Toyland...] and some Pumpkins, as in those that are Smashing, aaaahnd, some other stuff. Best package ever.

Favorite Instrument?
Steel Drums and trumpets and the bass.

Favorite Band?

It's down there. In my info. LOOK!

Favorite solo artists:
Solo artists?! I-er...umm...Nine Inch Nails?

Least Favorite Artist/Band?
Ask my friends. They'll all tell you something different, I'm suuuure. There's enough to write a book. I'm such a lamewad.

Are You In A Band?
Like, 4. In my head. In the future. I'm getting there.

If So, What Instrument/What is the name of your band?
And it will be called Alien or a number of other given names [Millennia, The Feminazis, Hell on Ice, Jesus Christ in Hell, Artificial Rib Cage, Wankerettes, Bitcherellas...] I will be lead singer because no one ever said you had to sing well to make a rock band, and like hell I know anything about actual instruments. Except Hot Cross Buns on the clarient.


Mp3/iPod or CD Player?
-Heavy sigh-


Children. How many times do I tell you?
And Ipod IS and MP3.

And can't we just have both? Can't Cds and Mp3s all live in beautiful harmony like they do in my bedroom? WHY?
Plus, I'm a Zune-er anyway.


Concerts

First Concert?
The Wallflowers at the county fair, I think. They were my first favorite band, very very first before Smash Mouth. And only because One Headlight says something about Cinderella. I was 4.
Same thing with the Bare Naked Ladies and their song One Week, which adored because of something about Sailor Moon.
I still love those songs, though. I'm totally in touch with my childhood.

Latest/Last Concert?
PUMPKINSPUMPKINSPUMPKINS!

-Salivates-

Favorite Concert?
Did you not get the gist above?!

Have You Ever Seen Your Favorite Artist/Band In Concert?
Well...I've seen one of them. Considering all my other favorite bands, except for Jane's recent revival, are all dead/split up.
This is the sure tragedy of my youth.

Have You Ever Met Your Favorite Artist/Band After The Concert?
Well. No.
OH!
I totally met one of the dudes from Flock of Seagulls 3 years ago at...that...80s concert thing...yeah.

Any Band You Would Kill To See In Concert?
Well. Considering that the lead singer of Nirvana and the Ramones, are DEAD, not to mention several other crucial members on the latter's part, the only way to see them in concert WOULD be to trade my soul for theres and to resurrect them, so YES. I would.

The second tragedy of my youth, as you may already know: I was totally born in the wrong damn generation.

Do You Attend Local Shows?
No. I'm lame like that.

How Many Concerts Have You Been To?
I dunno. Only 3 that counted. Lots of fairs. Lots of free radio-promoted things. All tons o' fun.
[By the way, the 3 that count are Morrisey, Pearl Jammy, and Pumpkins.]

Have You Ever Gone To A Concert Alone?
Well. I sat alone. My mother was WAAAAAAAAAAAAy over on the other side. And my friend kept running off. But it was all for the best.

Have You Ever Gone To A Concert With A Large Group (More than 4 people)?
Nah.

Have Scars From Concerts?
Well...emotional scars maybe.

Been In A Pit?
Nah.

Started A Pit?
When I was 13, my friends would ram into each other and giggle something about a most pit. So sure.

Have You Ever Made Love At A Concert?
Pth. No.
What do you want. Scandal?!

Genres

Do You Listen To Classic Rock?
I dunno. Sometimes. Some stuff. I appriciate some bands like the Beatles, Led Zepplin, things like that, but don't listen to them a great amount...though maybe more than before. I dig the Doors. That's gotta count.

Do You Listen To Punk?
Well. Yeah. It's how this madness that is my music taste/obsession/addiction all started.
Damn you Joey Ramone.

Do You Listen To Metal?
Yeah. Sure. But I don't get into conversations with metal people...they all have...preferences. It's like, chill dude.
Do you know what I mean?

Do You Listen To Grunge?
Well. YES. Obsessively so. Past 2 years of my 16-year-old existence, pretty much.


Do You Listen To Hip Hop?
Hip-hop...that's different that rap, yeah? That's the stuff I don't like...yeah.

Do You Listen To Rap?
Occasionally.

Do You Listen To Hardcore (HxC)?
You mean that lame subgenre of wannabe music they play on the radio. Or the previously dubbed hardcore Black Flag variety?
I am very confused about this subgenre.

Do You Listen To Emo?
Well. Some of the stuff I listen to was really just emo before it had a name...like the Smiths. But mostly that's just what I say. And what I so label doesn't count right. What you mean, survey maker, is the blahblahradio crap.

Do You Listen To Pop?
Pop is a very broad term. Narrow it down please, my brain doesn't know what to type.

Do You Listen To Pop Rock/Punk?
In occasional, very fun bursts.

Do You Listen To Country?
I, erm. The occasional Cash song? Pearl Jams cover of Last Kiss and the Devil went down to Georgia song.

Do You Listen To Jazz?
Jaaaahz. No. I'm not cultured, if you'd say.

Do You Listen To Blues?
I don't know much about it...at all. But I don't mind it.

Do You Listen To Techno/Electronica?
Yeah. =] For all my snobbery, I really just want to dance.

This is why, for dancing freaks who don't like booty hip hop remixes, there is White Zombie. And Gwar.

Labels

Is this still about music? WAIT. I'm sick of the cliché shananigans!

Is Your Hair Dyed?
Bleached.

Is Your Hair Dyed An Unnatural Color?
It's bee there.

Have You Ever Dyed Your Hair?
Why didn't you just ask this first? That was dumb.

Do You Own Band Merch?
I am a consumer whore, dear.

Do You Own A Studded Belt?
It's all old and moldy and mangled, but sure.

Do You Own a Band T-Shirt?
Oooh, plenty. Two of them are actually from shows. I'm so rad.

Do You Own a Bullet Belt?
Pth. No.

Do You Like To Play Sports?
I'm with the person I stole this from.
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A MUSIC SURVEY?
This is a Lamefest-apolooza.

Do You Have An Interest In The Ghetto Culture?
...Not particuarly.

Do You Have An Interest In The Anti-Christian Culture?
Yes. It's called the 'Let's bitch about my hometown variety hour'.

Do Have Long Hair?
It goes past my shoulders. And since it hasn't been there in 3 years, almost 4 years, YEAH, it's long.

Do You Have Short Hair [Shaved Heads/Mohawks Are Included In This]?
I did. In 9th grade. I wanted to be a cool and mod thingy.

Do You Have An Interest In Drinking/Drugs?
I love how lightly this question is stated...

Do You Hate The Punk/Gothic Culture?
Why is this they only one of these with the word hate in it? When the past 5 have been 'interest' and other such posotive inquieries.
NO, I don't bloody well hate those 'cultures'. I truly stopped caring a while ago.


Musicians

Best Bassist?
Oh. Flub.

Best Sampler/Keyboardist?
I'm going to skip this section.

Best Vocals?
NO I'm NOT! I have a real answer for this one!
It's Perry! Perry Ferrel!


Artist You Just Plain Hate?
I uhmm...
Paramore.
They're a crapfest.

Musician/Artist You Idolize?
Oh, you know. The usual smattering.

Punk?
What? That's not even a question. That's not even a full sentence! This is ridiculous!

Pop?
Am I s'osed to tell you my favorite Pop musician or something? Because really, drawing a blank here.

Classic Rock?
Doodeedoo doo people need to learn how to type full sentences la dee da doo.

Jazz/Blues?
WELL, there ya go. That's the last of 'em.

Favorite "Scene"?
No.

Songs

Current Least Favorite Song?
This one they kept playing on the local rock station back in Bakoland. It was BAD it was like 'She's an actress' in like this robot voice, and that's about when I turned it off. And there's this other one about ALL his girlfriends breaking up with him and I'm like COULD YOU BE ANY MORE USELESS AND LAME AND TERRIBLE.
And it really gets my panties in a bunch.

Best Song To Cry To?
Oooh...it all depends. Everything reminds me of otherthings. And usually if I cry, and am really pissed, I flip on something loud and angry so then I'm cry along with 'Ka-BOOM ka-BOOM I like to lalala-love you' or uplifting happiness that goes 'Don't give up! You've got a reason to live!' Yay!

Best Song To Party/Throwdown/Mosh To?
Ooooh, a ton.

Best Cover Song?
Ooooh. Nirvana doing Man Who Sold the World and Where Did You Sleep Last Night, but that's a given in my little world. Um. I think Superstar done by Sonic Youth is a winner because I have yet to enjoy anything else by them, and I wish they sounded more like that one cover.

Song With Best Lyrics?
Mexican Seafood by Nirvana, man.
AHHAahahaha forever if you know what I'm getting at.
Look it up.
Or anything by the Butthole Surfers.
But mostly just the beautiful crap Billy Corgan writes.
I love lyrics. Especially weird ones.

Song With Worst Lyrics?
You remember that one I mentioned? About all his girlfriends breaking up with him? Yeah.
But rock and roll and pop and hip hop and country all of lush histories of BAD bad lyrics.


Song you HATE?
Wait. I swear you've asked this question before. You have! I know it.

Do You Download Songs Or Buy CDs?
Yup. Both.
CDs are sacred and holy. And downloading's only fun when it's free. ;]

Best Slow Song?
Oooh, there are many these days. I've evolved like that.
Hmm...

Best Song To Make Love To?
I let you know later.

Final Question

At What Point Did You Realize, You're A Music Addict?
6th grade. I should've seen it coming though...